1. neilcicierega:

    You may say I’m a dreamer

    but the media men beg to differ

     
  2. carminestcomics:

    duoluotianshi:

    i got bored at work so i decided to make a comic, i think it’s supposed to be kinda funny

    Hey! It’s a customer made by a comic-strip!!
    Wait—

    thanks guys!

     
  3. beatonna:

    Here is a sketch comic I made called Ducks, in five parts.

    Part One

    Part Two

    Part Three

    Part Four

    Part Five

    Ducks is about part of my time working at a mining site in Fort McMurray, the events are from 2008.  It is a complicated place, it is not the same for all, and these are only my own experiences there.  It is a sketch because I want to test how I would tell these stories, and how I feel about sharing them.  A larger work gets talked about from time to time.  It is not a place I could describe in one or two stories.  Ducks is about a lot of things, and among these, it is about environmental destruction in an environment that includes humans.  Thank you for taking the time to read it.

    -Kate

     

  4. lacienegasmiled:

    Demo of Beat It composed using only Michael Jackson’s voice

    As Jackson couldn’t fluently play any instruments, he would sing and beatbox out how he wanted his songs to sound by himself on tape, layering the vocals, harmonies and rhythm before having instrumentalists come in to complete the songs.

    One of his engineers Robmix on how Jackson worked: “One morning MJ came in with a new song he had written overnight. We called in a guitar player, and Michael sang every note of every chord to him. “here’s the first chord first note, second note, third note. Here’s the second chord first note, second note, third note”, etc., etc. We then witnessed him giving the most heartfelt and profound vocal performance, live in the control room through an SM57. He would sing us an entire string arrangement, every part. Steve Porcaro once told me he witnessed MJ doing that with the string section in the room. Had it all in his head, harmony and everything. Not just little eight bar loop ideas. he would actually sing the entire arrangement into a micro-cassette recorder complete with stops and fills.”

    Reasons why I laugh when people say he wasn’t a real musician.

    (Source: harrattanparhar)

     
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  8. when you eat someone you get all their good. the body is a filtration system. human waste is toxins and poisons, bad sentiments and unfulfilled ambitions. converting someone you love into fecal waste, retaining their purest most beautiful glowing essence, that is the poetry of life. every time i eat a lover i throw that poop into the ocean. return from whence you came, great cosmic hate, and then return again anew, as a new lover, a new distant image, a new pile of poop to convert. and when the ocean is filled with poop, and only then, will we begin to rebuild the world into a temple of love, skimming the bottom of the ocean for poop bricks, so that our former hate can grow into love, and we can all turn into the collective body, the One True Poop. amen

     

  9. Anonymous asked: the best way to smoke weed in the park is to tie the joint to a helium balloon, and then if anyone gives you trouble, just let go. bonus points in that it'll be extra hilarious when you're high. wait, how did I get on the internet

    yoisthisracist:

    Oh shit whuuuuuut

    this is important information

     

  10. scottcreynolds:

    I’ve worked in high-tech for 15 years. By and large, white guys run the show.

    I’m trying to work in comedy. By and large, white guys run the show.

    In both places, I see a lot of white guys, who are otherwise “good guys”, who on a one-on-one basis would never exclude someone differently gendered…